43 Questions I Need Answered By Thrawn's Return

I'm particularly curious about No. 19

Graphic design is my passion.

For most viewers, the questions they’re hoping Thrawn’s live-action debut answers are Who is Thrawn? and Why should I care? Sadly, I am not most viewers. I have the following things on my mind:

1. Has Thrawn let his exile hair grow out again?

2. Are Ezra and Thrawn bros now?

3. Where is Karyn Faro? Is she safe? Is she alright?

4. Does Thrawn know the Empire has collapsed?

5. Did Ezra sense Palpatine’s death?

6. How many people, exactly, got stranded?

7. When did The Chimera run out of fuel?

8. Did they find a nice planet to live on?

9. Does Ezra have a beard?

10. Have Thrawn’s troops remained loyal?

11. Did the Chiss ever go looking for Thrawn?

12. Is the Chiss Syndicure secretly happy about the disappearance?

13. Is the temple portal to the World Between Worlds still housed in The Chimera?

14. Are the Grysk native to this new galaxy?

15. Did they repair the windows the Purgill punched out?

16. Why is Thrawn friends with Morgan Elsbeth?

17. What did Baylan mean when he told Shin Thrawn would given them power?

18. Did Thrawn ever consider riding a whale back to the prime galaxy?

19. Did Thrawn ever try to convince Ezra to sky-walk his Star Destroyer home?

20. Have they incorporated local warriors into the 7th Fleet?

21. Why is Thrawn’s white Grand Admiral’s uniform still so clean in the trailer?

22. Will Thrawn call the prime galaxy “Lesser Space” again?

23. Has Ahsoka read Heir to the Empire? Is that why she keeps saying it?

24. Do they have the remaining TIE Defender prototypes with them?

25. What’s Eli Vanto up to?

26. Will the Eye of Sion wrap around The Chimera like a literal hyperspace ring?

27. Does Baylan want Ezra as an apprentice?

28. How much art from this new galaxy has Thrawn collected in 12 years?

29. Is Shin going to duel Ezra?

30. Why is Captain Pellaeon so sure Thrawn is coming back?

31. Will Thrawn’s return be heralded by a Fortnite event?

32. Are they subsisting on those Imperial ration biscuits from The Mandalorian?

33. Will Thrawn’s first line be “Perhaps...”?

34. Did they CGI Thrawn’s face to look less like Elon Musk?

35. Did they CGI Thrawn’s face to look more like Elon Musk?

36. Does Thrawn really care about restarting the Empire?

37. Does Thrawn know about the First Order?

38. Is Thrawn going to uncover the vault on Weyland?

39. Is Exegol going to become the new Weyland?

40. Did any of the crew have kids in the interim, creating Thrawn-cultist children?

41. Has Ezra missed Sabine as much as she’s missed him?

42. Is Thrawn as the main villain a fake out?

43. Oh no, are we doing the Yuuzhan Vong?

Lest you think this post is a joke, I plan to write an update on every single question. Ahsoka Episode 6 better be a mockumentary about being stranded in space with your archenemy.